Java Nightmare

WTF!!! What Now???
In light of the recent Java vulnerabilities, we should be updating to the latest Java Runtime Environment (JRE). When some people have tried updating their JRE, things went haywire! I mean, catastrophic failure! However, like most issues, there's a resolution.

If you're trying to update your JRE, and run into this weird error, do the following:

***SCREENSHOTS COMING SOON...EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.***
  • Save your work.
  • Close all running applications.
  • Restart your computer.
  • Go to Java's website to run the Java Uninstall Applet to uninstall any old versions of Java from your computer.
  • First thing's first, Oracle informs you that this applet is for testing purposes and that you still want to use this applet.
  • Click agree; applet works pretty well to be honest.
  • We'll be prompted whether or not we trust Oracle America, Inc.'s Java Uninstall Applet - Early Access application. Here, we'll check on the option to "Always trust content from this publisher." Otherwise, the applet won't work.
  • The applet first determines which JREs we have installed.
  • Usually, you'd see a status bar along with the message that the applet is uninstalling Java. Here, you see that there's nothing installed because, on my test machine, I didn't have the Java JRE installed to begin with.
This part's easy. Now that you have the old versions of the Java JRE uninstalled, all we have to do is install the most recent version.
  • Go to http://java.com/en/ to download the latest version of the Java JRE
  • Click on Download
  • Follow the prompts to install Java. Otherwise, visit my post illustrating how to install the Java JRE.